Stable Boy: I am not a worthy suitor to my Lady. I am nothing but her riding instructor. I have no money or power to offer to her.
Bard: At least you have stable employment.
I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
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but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad
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Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.
I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video.